Everyone is doing it.
Guys are doing it with girls. Girls are doing it with other Girls.
When doing it for the first time, some people don’t last so long.
Some get scared and pull out right in the middle of doing it.
Underage groups get together, get sloppy, and do it.
Some like deeper penetration when they do it.
When people do it for to long, their hands cramp up.
Some people have steady aim, and others just spray everywhere.
Some people like to do it hardcore.
It is safe to say, everyone is doing it.
Even underage minors can go into the U.S. Army experience super store in a mall near you and do it all day.
In the U.S Army Experience store, you can do it for free.
And since doing it on a video game has become just like doing it in real life, the U.S. Army is actively recruiting the best of those who do it to go and kill people in an illegal and immoral war.
So do it now. Do it often. Do it with random strangers until you are so sore you can’t possibly do it anymore. Because this is Modern Warfare, go on, do it hardcore, because this is your call of duty, and you are American, which means you do it when you want, to whom you want, how often you want, and you do it how violently you want.
A freelance writer, Davis Fleetwood has worked as a writer/ media consultant for Dennis Kucinich’s 2008 presidential campaign and served as a contributing editorial commentator for The Uptake. His videos have been seen by over 14 million viewers. He has been called (among many other things) “one of the most prominent voices in YouTube politics.” (-You Tube News & Politics chief, Steve Grove) He was a “Best of YouTube, 2007” nomination. His book I Stay In So You Can Go Out, is due out in May from No Cure For That Press, and his first full length feature documentary, MANIFEST DESTINY’S CHILD, is due out on DVD this June.
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